From the Dallas Comedy House blog:
Mr. Bob Odenkirk was late for our lunch date. I sat in the Waffle House just outside the city limits of Los Gatos, California, waiting for him for an hour. I already had three waffles, two pieces of Texas toast (reminds me of home), and listened to “Achy Breaky Heart” four times on the jukebox. I was about to leave to go to the cat museum when my mobile phone vibrated.